This afternoon, I finally began filling out some of the paperwork required for my upcoming maternity leave and short-term disability check. The disability form is the same whether your "condition" is pregnancy or a nail in the head. Every line must be completed, and I had to laugh at these questions in particular:
Nature of your illness/accident: pregnancy
Date first noticed: ummm...
What do you believe caused your disability? (include the time, date, and location of accident): uhhhh...
Do you feel a third party is responsible for your disability, or has made your condition worse? Noooo...
Instead of the usual N/A, I think I'm going to fill the blanks with NOYB. None of Your Business.
; "26 Months Old")
; "Camille and Elsie")
; "Polka Dots")
; "So Smart")
; "Camille and Lucas")
; "Beach Time")
; "Piggy Tails")
; "Go Dawgs")
; "Nursing Cover - Detail")
; "Nursing Cover")
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