My cat is so evil.
Here’s a perfect example. Today, I came home from lunch and was feeling very tired. I was lying down on the couch, relaxing, and she was sitting on the very top of the couch, above where my head was. All of the sudden, I felt something fall on my collar and neck. I brushed it off – and it was a huge, dead cockroach. HellCat dropped a big dead roach on me. If anyone reading this has read my previous roach entries, you understand this is traumatic. Maybe she was reminding me it was time to get off the couch and go back to work. Maybe she was offering it as a gift. Maybe she was trying to kill me…