FYI – this will only be funny to Harry Potter fans. But this Harry Potter fan thought it was hilarious. Web Soup, a show on G4TV, ran a twitter contest, looking for the best “yo mama” jokes related to Harry Potter. Loved these!

• Yo Momma’s so fat, her Patronus was a cake
• Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses
• Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham
• Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge
• Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
• Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock
• your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
• Yo Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters cause she was hungry
• Yo Momma’s so ugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name